26th of March The big day! LoL Morning i set my alarm at 6.30 but end up waking at 7 something... Hehe off liao my alarm and went back to sleep. So quickly, changed my clothes and went out for breakfast. Same kopitiam again and after that, walked back to aunt's house. Wash up and changed to the bestman suit [ actually just stripe long sleeve shirt and normal office pants ] and head towards my uncle's house and there's where the parade starts. So after bout 1 hour like this, the journey towards the bride's house. When we reached there, there's 5 stages before the groom can go into the bride's room.
1st stage
Have to eat a hanging banana without using ur hands. So my uncle jumped and bit the end off.
2nd stage
Fear factor wedding edition LoL... The groom must have a taste of sweet, sour, bitter and spicy hot. so he drank bittergourd juice, raw and concentrated one, lime juice + vinegar, something damn sweet one dunno what's that and ate super wasabi sushi. LoL
3rd stage
This is a damn mou liu game where u have to tie a banana using raffia string around ur waist and let it down to the floor. Then u hit the egg on the floor to one targeted place. But u cannot use the string using ur hand so u only can walk and let the banana hit the egg. The groom and his buddies played the game but after several failed attemps, they decided to cheat, that is by kicking the egg. Haha... So one person kicked and all followed. End up the eggs pecah-ed and luckily its boiled eggs so no egg juice come flowing out.
4th stage
Dress like a baby. So they gave the groom a XXXXL size pampers, baby's napkin and a bottle of very very sour and awful drink. Then he wore them and drink the drink using the baby's bottle. But the 1st drink, he almost vomited, so he gave his buddies to finish it for him. And judging by the looks of them, the drink is damn horrible and yucky.
Baby groom LoL!5th stageEat raw mountain bittergourd. The most bitter bittergourd on earth. With abit of tomato sauce. So since the time is already reaching, the dai kam jie angrily helped the groom eat and scolded the bride's relatives for keep playing him and when she thought it was the last stage already, there's one more.Last stageA tissue paper with 7 lipstick prints. The groom must choose the correct print made by the bride if not will kena punish. So they decided to choose using the psychological way. If the bride put on make up already, she won't wanna mess it up so she will print the lipstick mark lightly. So they choose the lightest one. Instead, the correct answer is the darkest one. So kena-ed again and the punishment is... Roti sausage + half a bottle of wasabi in it. And the groom tak pandai makan wasabi one. Just now already suffered on the sushi now have sausage bun summore! So he took one bite and his buddy ate half of it and cannot tahan and the aunty to couple them [ dai kam jie ] say hurry lar the time is almost here already. So she stuff the other half of it into my mouth. LoL!! Luckily i loved sushi and always eat wasabi, can tahan... Wasn't s bad when i chew on it but when i swallow it... WHOAAA!!! My nose is like screaming in pain weih haha... So after that, the groom finished the stages and went into the bride's room. Then dai kam jie married them.
The processAfter that, the ceremony begins. So they have to wish all the ancestors and the elders in the house. This process is about 1 and a half hour. So wish them, jemput them drink tea and receive ang paus from them, then its the groom's house turn so everyone went back to the groom's house where my grandparents is waiting. Same process again, except without the stages [ so cheating right? only the groom will kena play. Bride won't kena anything at all... LoL ]
Wishing the parentsNotice the girl in green clothes that is holding a bag? She's the bestgirl/bestwoman or whatever lar.. The bride's "bestman"... Older than me 1 year. Lower 6 this year i think? Then after the whole ceremony, finish liao and everyone ate the roast pork. Damn chaotic coz everyone's grabbing it. Haha... Barbaric scene.
Group pic [ I look damn sucky -,-" ]After that, my family left and head back towards PJ. So half way, dad and mom berbincang tentang the car and noticed the battery light is on. So they knew something was wrong lar. Suddenly the radio died off. No sound at all... Suddenly can hear no energy sound. the car stopped functioning! Dad was like... Shit... Shit it... Then ngam ngam stop beside one of the highway stops. So called AAM and there's this guy who claims he saved alot of lifes, came to "rescue". Actually he just wanna make business only... So he towed our car to his garage and make lot of fuss bout it and say this crap and that crap lar... End up dad went and buy another car battery and drove us back to our house. Cannot on aircond and radio. Lights also cannot on. So we just open the windows and when we reached, we all smell like car exhaust fumes -,-" 
Car on tow.
The garage.
Saw this dead centipede when we stopped at the toll. Looks damn big.
And dunno what the heck is this truck doing -,-"Finally, after few hours in the highway, we reached home. It was really a once in a lifetime experiance. Sitting in the car being towed. Well it was a really tiring 3 days trip. And I've only got RM150 for being the bestman T.T Welll its still money haha... XP Now i just need RM500 more to kumpul. Yea... Sad -,-"
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007
This is gonna be a damn long post... Well its about the whole 3 days... And I'm gonna divide it into two post again coz later i scare whole thing come out here cut away there cut away again...24th of MarchWell after the boring day in school, which we didn't even do anything except for the vectors, then after packing we head back to Ipoh. To attend uncle's wedding. So at about 4 only we go coz so many things undone yet. Reaching there, we saw quite lot of ppl got parties also. Maybe wedding too? Or just normal party. Then at night, got buffet dinner. Well it sucks except for the fish and its sauce. Eating those sausages are like eating 95% salt and 5% God knows what. After that, watched tv until bout 11 something and went to sleep.
25th of MarchMorning woke up and eat breakfast in the usual kopitiam again and after that, mom wanna go 1u... I mean Ipoh's Jusco to do some shopping for dad and herself, so i decided to go and price check the phone shops again Hehz... When dad's choosing his clothes there, i saw something really "special". Well there's this guy/gal whatever la.. Ok that fella looked like a guy to me but he's wearing the girl's indian clothes. And he has boobs? But he's got a thin layer of mustache and he's damn taller and guy looking. Was like OMG -,-" Then when i asking mom's opinion she said : "Definitely a guy lar... Oh wait... Eh?? A think a guy gua..." Then when mom asked dad to see he was like holy what the?? LoL So after that, i walked around Ipoh 1u myself and went in all the phone shops. That 1u is damn small compared to our 1u. And damn lot of ppl too. Bout 2 something we went back to my aunt's house and prepared for the dinner at night. It's suppose to start at 7 something but... Malaysian time u know lar... So being early always, we reached there about 6 something and since so long more to start, dad says eh lets go to the pub and have a drink. So we walked to the pub beside the reataurant and Mat found the 2 comps. The one he's using doesn't have internet and lucky me the one i'm using is connected! Hehz... So since the dinner haven't start yet so i visited some ppl's blog Hehz... Then when i open my blog i didn realise my dad was behind me! Until he suddenly say whose blog is that? I was like SHIT... Then i say er.. Friend's one.. Then i faster close it and say ok lar can go le. Luckily he didn question me anymore. Dun want him to know that i blog. Haha XP So after another hour i think about 8 something the dinner started. So the food was not that good. Especially the yu chi [ Shark Fin Soup ] WORST yu chi i've ever tasted. And the PA ppl, was ok until i saw something "special" again!! Twice in a day i saw a guy in girl's form. And mind u his singing is so damn terrible. Aihs... Have to suffer for 2 hours + listening to him and some other old folks singing. Looking at him make me feel so damn revolting man... -,-" Have way during the dinner they jemput all the family members go up and yam sing and the couple opened two bottles of champagne.
Everyone sedang yum sing.
The happy couple.
So after the dinner, the whole family stayed and went back the last. Crapped awhile with my cousins and my uncles and aunts then slept at bout 12.30 like that.
I'll continue in the next post.
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Monday, March 26, 2007
Wah so tired... Went 1u again... To get my shirt for my uncle's wedding day. Since I was in 1u, not a problem to check the prices for phones hehe... Though only 5 phones shops, but can lar...
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Found out the prices ranged from RM2038-RM1888...
Cool? Nah Joe said he can get for RM15++ 0,0 Well hope he's right bah... And I heard someone sells phone wor? Well I hope i can get dealer price from him hehehehehe... XD Well I really really hope I can get enough money for it >,<>
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Just went for shopping at mid-valley... Bought some new clothes for my uncle's wedding which is next week... -,-" And i'm gonna be his er... Bestman? For one day... Well... Being a nerd for one day is worth the MONEY!! Hehe... Well i just hope its enough for my new phone XD I got RM700 on my hands now already... Just hope he gives me enough for what i wanted... My own personal phone... Wah... Good eh? Finally -,-" Anyway... Holiday's bout to end... Today's already the last day... Whole holiday actually... I didn do anything at all... Except my add maths which i only done half... The other half gonna go school and ask Joe... LoL! I'm still wondering if there's other important HW need to be done? But can't think of any... Wonder when's the next piano class?
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Sunday, March 18, 2007
LAYER 1 : ON THE OUTSIDEName : Kevin Woo Shin Yee aka Sheep -,-"Birth Date : 12-12-1990Current Status : SingleEye Colour : Dark Brown?Hair Colour : Dark brown to blackRighty of lefty : Righty!LAYER 2 : ON THE INSIDEMy Heritage : ChineseMy Fears : Losing something and heightsMy weeknesses : My lazinessMy Perfect Pizza : Cheese, pineapples, peperoni, anchovies, capsiciums, chilli, yeah!!LAYER 3 : YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROWMy thoughts first waking up : Crap... So sleepy...My bedtime : 1:27am last night only...My most missed memory : DUH?? Obviously the Jamboree... And some private moments... LAYER 4 : MY PICKPepsi or coke : Coke. [ Not too sweet and fake in taste XD ]McDonald's or Burger kings : McDSingle or grouped dates : Single datesAdidas or Nike : Nike [ It sounds better than adidas ]Tea or Nestea : NesteaChocolate or Vanilla : ChocolateCappuccino or Coffee : Cuppuccino [ I only tasted it twice... @@ ]LAYER 5 : DO YOU...Smoke : Never ever! I hate those damn smokers...Curse : Yea... Quite alot lately... Wonder thanks to who? -,-"Take a shower : What a stupid question to ask -,-" Duh...Have a crush : Dunno?Think you've been in love : DefinitelyWant to get married : Maybe? I dunno... Maybe i should go and be a monk instead...Believe in yourself : Sometimes...Think your a health freak : No... I eat lot of junk food -,-"LAYER 6 : IN THE PASTDrank alcohol : Yea... But dun really like it... Gone to the mall : Duh... Who lives in the city and doesn't go to the mall? -,-"Been on stage : Yea... More than 10 times...Eaten sushi : Yes but i really very very long never eat quality sushis already... hehzDyed your hair : No... Never i will... It'll make u get cancer... Says the news paper... And my mom...LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER...Played a stripping game : No -,-"Changed who you were to fit in : Erm yea... I think got before...LAYER 8 : AGE YOU'RE HOPING...To be married : 28-35? Dun ask me this... Coz i also dunno whether i wanna get married or not... >,<LAYER 9 : IN A GUY/GIRL..Best eye colour : Dark brownBest hair colour : BlackShort hair or long hair : Long straight hair... LoLLAYER 10 : WHAT WERE YOU DOING...A minute ago : doing this..Hour ago : Eating my breakfast...4.5 hours ago : Sleeping lar duh...1 month ago : In school Physics period now...Year ago : How the crap am i suppose to remember -,-"LAYER 11 : FINISH THE SENTENCES...I love : my great friends...I feel : happy and down at times...I hate : feeling unhappy or getting pissed...I hide : my private stuffs all around... At places ppl won't even think of...I miss : the Jamboree...I need : a new damn comp and phone...LAYER 12 : TAG 5 PEOPLE
1: Seck Houng! [ U better do it man... 3 ppl tagged u... ]2: Khei Qi3: Denise4: Sze Lynn5: Keong Chun Tat! XD
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Friday, March 16, 2007
Great... Mom's already so pissed and still need go 1u... For what? Take pic for the school mag. What kind of idiotic reason is that? Thanks to some bossy girl in my class, she wanna go 1u to take pic. Of all the places she chooses 1u. Why? Coz another class is going 1u also and that class, all her good friends are there. Oh... So now i get why she wanna go 1u to "take pic" or rather, take pic was 30% of her reason and 70% was to go with her friends... Great... Just damn great... Just can't stop cursing coz of that stupid bossy... Girl... Gah... Fine. She's lucky this is important... If not she'll be as good as dead...
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Friday, March 16, 2007
11th of march Woke at 8.30. Whoa room so dark but when open the door, the light like pierce through my eyes like that. Wash up and go eat breakfast. Fried rice by Miss Beh's maid. Continue studying until Mat came. Miss Beh was quite pissed of at us sleeping at 4. Scolded us and asked Li Bing and Denise to go rest 1 more hour before class starts. But they still restless and continue to study. After a lunch of pizza, our crash course with the grade 7 and 8 started. Whole all 3 of us damn sleepy. And i keep falling asleep during class. Miss Beh gave us 2 breaks and me, Li Bing, Denise, Mat, Khei Qi finished 2 whole large pizzas!! Whoa lao damn full. Continued the class and the next break everyone came and eat.Miss Beh: " Eh please finish the food. Too much liao. "Li Bing : " Stock clearance weih... Everyone come help! "
LoLz... Everyone laughed again...
Then after that quiz started. Rules is every group come out with 3 questions and ask other group the questions. If the asked group dunno how to answer then open question to other groups. We're devided into 5 groups.
1. Ben, Pei Xin2. Me, Mat and Li Bing3. Eunice, Denise, Khei Qi and Ray Wern4. Jane, Yun Wayne, Mei Yen and Ai Vee5 . Git Ying, Hillary, and 2 more grade 8 girls that i dunno one -,-" 1st question: Give me 3 examples of dances and suite during the baroque period. Ngam ngam kena our group. So we had to answer. Hehz... Since we all 3 NOOBS dunno what, we only wrote waltz and the other 2 just crapped it out. Hip-Hop and breakdance. LoL!!! Laughed like crazy. Whole class damn noisy. After class, saw Yun Wayne play [ Those Who Fight ] Damn chunted. Finally... Its time to go back and prepare for tomorrow's exam. At about 10.30, Miss Beh suddenly called. Miss Beh : " Wei... Why haven't sleep yet? I say sleep at 10! Go sleep now." Me : " Study abit more lar... Then only sleep... " Miss Beh : " Still study? Go sleep lar... K? Good luck... Bye... Faster sleep! " Finally cannot tahan liao. Closed the book and slept. 12th of march Finally! The day has come... Judgement day!! Er whatever -,-" Bout 8 went to Sri Aman. Everyone was already there. Keep repeating the motto and chatted awhile before exam starts. Exam starts at 9 and ends at 12. 3 freaking hours of extreme stress... @@ Careless on question 3. How could i make that stupid mistake??? Suppose to transpose to E flat major but instead i go transpose it to A major! Damn... After that, Went lunch in Miss Beh's favourite restaurant and since i no mood to eat, shared chicken rice with Li Bing. But that stupid fella go give me so much! Sei Li Bing... Anyway after sending Hillary and Khei Qi home, we all went 1u to watch movie. Saw so many last year form 5s there. Sze Lynn and her friends, and few more group of last year form 5s. We even saw Yun Wayne there. Haha... So we watched [ Ghost Rider ] while Miss Beh, Uncle Roland and Miss Teoh watched [ Pursuit of Happiness ] They cried!! LoL After the movie, went hang kai for awhile while waiting for Miss Beh they all to come out and finally going home le. Physics tuition at night. Well that was the whackiest weekend I've ever gone through... We'll all pass the exam this time... Right guys? XP
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Thursday, March 15, 2007
Well this is the 1st time I blog… Hope it turns out right…Anyway here’s what happened a few days ago:9th of marchAfter school, went Miss Beh’s house and camped there to prepare for the piano exams [ Yea right… ] I keep smsing Li Bing and asking him whether is he there already or not but no reply. Reached there and dikenakan. Yuan lai he’s in afternoon session. Forgot that XD Soon was doing question 4 & 5 with him. Ended up talking more than we did. Only the 1st 2 questions were done. Miss Beh called us go another room and join the girls. Denise, Khei Qi and Hillary. Miss Beh was trying to discuss with us the questions but end up going to layan that Teh Yu Ting. Damn annoying man. What bodoh-bodoh shop sell what crap? -,-“ Crapped abit and did some of the questions. Soon everyone went home and left us 4. Went out to eat tong yam bee hun. I asked abit only but Miss Beh go give me whole big plate. Li Bing, nice leh the shrimps? XP After that Miss Beh asked some questions and we went to sleep. Peacefully nothing happened that night. Hehe…10th of march
Woke at 7.30 and clean up, then study appendix A and B. Bout 9 something Li Bing woke up and 1st thing he say in the morning? “hey Sperms“ Dotxxx -,-“ At 11, Denise finally woke. While she was bathing, Li Bing and I decided to give her a suprise. Hehe... Hid in her room and waited for her to come out. Off the lights summore! XD Total pitch black. Finally after 15 minutes, she came out. BOO!! " What the ****!! **** u man... " LoLz. What a response weih.Was studying half way when Miss Beh gtg out. Nvm lor, but there's 7 monkeys out there screaming and jumping, vandalising Miss Beh's board. Summore she didn bring her phone out. Suddenly her phone rang. The maid called and look for Miss Beh. At the same time, Li Bing's phone rang and it was Miss Beh calling. So i was talking to the maid and i say later call back la and when i put the phone on the table, it somehow slipped and drop on the floor [ Sorry Miss Beh XP ] and khei Qi shouted OH MY ****ING GOD!!! So happen that Miss Beh's still on Li Bing's phone and she heard it. Uh oh. Hehz... Then when she came back, bought us ice-creams and nagged Khei Qi for her fabulous language XP Had lunch and Miss Beh asked us to do a paper. Separated us coz if we're together = no work done XP Then somebody, say wanna listen song but end up doing other things wor. Wonder whose that hor? [ U should know who and what i mean ] Finished the paper and chat till dinner time. Ate spaghetti again just this time with cheese. And when we're finished, some barbarian came and eat her spaghetti. OMG man... What a sight. Exactly like fear factor, eating cacing like that -,-" Laughed till stomach ache. And Khei Qi almost kena our trick of prickles. Hehe... Then class till 11. Bathed chatted till 12.30 and all of us send Khei Qi down. So wei da right? XP came back up and started chatting bout songs. Chat till 1 Miss Beh came in the room with her night gown. " Oi! No need sleep one is it? I give u to 1.30 and all go to bed!" Then she stayed awhile and chatted with us till 1.15 she go back her room. Chatted and chatted and chatted. From why we failed last time until secrets. Damn lot of things to talk. Khei Qi missed the fun. And Denise thought me and Li Bing a new motto " Oh We're so ****ed " Haha... Finally its 4 and we decided to get some rest and sleep.
I'll continue in the next post... Something wrong cannot post all at once?
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Phew... After so many years of reading other ppl's blog, i finally set up my own one... Just testing and trying out these new stuff... My new online game [ blogging ] haha... How lame -,-"
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Thursday, March 08, 2007